Portland Digital Inventory and Weekend Goings On, December 14 – 16

Both the Digital Inventory and Weekend Goings-On listings were a little thin, so I combined them this week. Enjoy.

Warning: There is some language down there. Be careful.

Here are some things you can do in the coming days:

FRIDAY

Free Wine Tasting at Rosemont Market on Brighton Avenue They’ll be showing off holiday season with wines. Bob Hill from R.P. Imports will be on hand to show wines from France, Italy and California, including wines from Kermit Lynch. [4:30 – 6:30, free]
8 Planets Omni-Dome show at the USM Southworth Planetarium The omni-dome “Eight Planets and Counting” program guides you through the solar system: from our parent star, the Sun, out to the realm beyond Neptune. Along the way, we’ll visit each of the eight planets in turn, we’ll explore the Moon, and we’ll fly through the asteroid belt. [8:30]
Reverend Horton Heat at Port City Music Hall Be sure to see the rockabilly reverend before you die. [Doors at 8, $18 – $30]

SATURDAY

Maine Roller Derby presents The Nightmares before Christmas vs. The Grinch’s Who Stole Christmas Maine Roller Derby is proud to present their freshest skaters to join the league in an epic Christmas spirit battle where the Nightmares Before Christmas square off against the Grinch’s Who Stole Christmas. [5-8p, $6-8]
Olas Film Premiere and Performance SPACE Gallery Olas The Film is a portrait of the music, the dance, the people, the lives, the partnerships and the friendships of Olas. There will also be performance by Olas. [8p, $10]

Top 5 lines from Portland-Area Missed Connections

You delivered my food the other day and I was super, super high. I think your name was Jon. You were cute as f*** and I totally wanted to live out a porn fantasy. LINK
I bet you have a girl friend or something but if the off chance you don’t, you and your beard should take me out on a date. LINK
You were drunk, talking to me while my girlfriend was away said you wanted to set a better example at this years party. I thought I sensed you were still interested in me. We will never know. LINK
You are an architect. Just moved to Portland. Need some help finding wood in Maine? LINK
To the young guy showing my wife some attention on the dance floor last night: Your grinding and hands on her ass got me the best sex… Other dudes: Let your wife flirt it’s all worth it! To the guy: Thanks man LINK

Top 5 Instagram photos tagged #PortlandMaine