Top 9 lines from Greater Portland Missed Connections:
- if only i was not married and you were single. maybe someday you and i will be more than just coworkers and friends. LINK
- i just wanted to thank you for not treating me like an old man and for all your help on saturday.i got the black veil ladies t and she got crybaby.thank you. LINK
- You can call me, I’m very understanding when it comes to matters of the heart. LINK
- We were both buying celery together! LINK
- I’m for real about this sh** but we didn’t exchange numbers to make it happen. LINK
- I like a girl to show if she likes You and express it. LINK
- You told me I had nice eyes and a cute smile, [girl at strip club]. As stupid as this sounds if this is you and you remember who I am and are interested in me get at me. LINK
- Kind of a long shot, but you work there as a waitress. I was there last week on a “date” and it seemed like we were both slightly flirting with each other? LINK
- thanks for smashin into my element and drivin off. the front end is all frigged up now. LINK
Best video of Santa Claus: Mexican Wrestler (from the Super Lucha Explosiva NYE event at SPACE Gallery):
Best video of a one-night-only performance of a Runaways cover band:
Best video of Acid Smoker playing an untitled song at Matthew’s as captured by Brass Cankles:
Top 8 Instagram photos tagged #PortlandMaine:
Instagram Credit: Emer Smith, Alex Steed, Raychel Libby, Shawna Leigh, Torrey Alan Johnson, Heidi Lowell, J Dank Skillz, The State Theater, and Angela G