Erick Bennett has no use for Hitler-loving homos

Oh, don’t worry: This is totally not the Erick Bennett that is running against Sen. Collins from the right.

Edit: This totally is the Erick Bennett that is running against Sen. Collins from the right.

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This is just part of how Bennett spent what clocked in at two hours of a Facebook argument in the comments section under a link on Ethan Strimling’s Facebook profile.

No word yet on whether or not “yellow” was a reference to wearing “yellow on Tuesday,” which upstanding heterosexual young boys didn’t want to be caught doing when I was a kid. Same with wearing earrings in the right ear. Nuh uh, no way.

I know that I have gone on record as saying that since Bennett’s mere existence makes a snarky political blogger’s existence WAY too easy that I would only write about him in the prose style of erotic fan fiction, but these gems just snuck right up on me.

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But c’mon, don’t take “homo” in the way that you would expect a guy who ran a group that opposed gay marriage would mean “homo.” He meant it in the way a guy who has “no use for government oppression of people” would mean it.

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Around 2 hours into the exchange, Bennett suggested to everybody forcing him to engage in said back-and-forth against his will that he must be liberated in order to reply to very important emails.

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Because neither party has changed much in the past 150 years.

And because you must love Hitler.

Alex Steed

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