An inventory of quasi-noteworthy Portland-focused Internet mentions from the past handful of days.
Top 11 lines from Portland Missed Connections:
- I’ve been thinking about my orgasm at the restaurant and you telling me to let you drive home. [LINK]
- You look like a lot of fun and a little sneaky. [LINK]
- I love you, Sweetie, but it feels like Dame Fortuna has other plans for us – throwing all this miscommunication in our way like a big shit storm of existentialism. [LINK]
- Please let me take you out for a smoothie! [LINK]
- My number one goal is to not care what people think. [LINK]
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You are tall and thin and play pool. I am an old geezer who’s bought you a few drinks. [LINK] -
You have no freaking clue how to smoke a cigarette, but you are smoking hot. Perhaps we can find a better way to start a fire? [LINK] - You’re probably a little too young for me, not in a cougar way, just in a I’m nearing my mid twenties and you maybe just graduated high school?’ way. [LINK]
- It would be an honor just to be the dirt on the bottom of your feet. [LINK]
- We watched porn while you went down on me… then you gave me a little “gas money” and said it turned you on to know I was getting paid. [LINK]
- I saw your bluegrass ass and I wanted to tap ‘dat [LINK]
Top 7 Instagram photos tagged #PortlandMaine:
Our fair as presented to an imaginary corporate board by a suave, magical pitchman and/or ghost:
Sebastian Bach was at the Asylum this month. Really. Here he is singing “I Remember You”:
And here is the Vampire Lezbos playing in town 21 years ago:
Even more ephemera:
- Resting Roost spends a day in Portland / contemplating our status as “the other” Portland
- We are known for our coffee shops, apparently
- Gary Dzen wrote about Portland breweries for the Boston Globe
- With the aid of 15 pictures of herself dressed like an adult-ish Ramona Quimby (and one photo of the person in the process of photographing her), Ashley describes a day in Portland.
INSTAGRAM CREDITS: weaponcraft, hankry, dmmillay, selancaster14, acoraborealis, hartofmaine, sarahbekah
