Another 15 “People You May Know”

Back in June I presented a rundown of some of the folks Facebook has been using to lure me deeper into its dank hole. As of late I have felt People You May Know has really been digging itself into the nearly forgotten recesses of my teens and early 20s.

  • People You May Know: That Guy From High School Who Pulled a Shotgun on Another Guy at a Pit Party That One Time
  • People You May Know: Your Ex’s Entire Effing Family
  • People You May Know: 14 Folks You Made Bad Decisions In The Past With In A Row Somehow
  • People You May Know: The Dalai Lama
  • People You May Know: Girl Who Has Half Her Head Shaved Into A Punk Cut / Drives a 2014 Volvo Wagon
  • People You May Know: Restaurant Manager You Haphazardly Slept With, Leading To An Unbearable Six Months Of Awkwardly Making Quesadillas
  • People You May Know: Amy the Wiccan
  • People You May Know: Your Friends’ Kids
  • People You May Know: All of the boobs
  • People You May Know: Guy Who Talks About Being “A Writer” A Lot More Than He Actually Writes
  • People You May Know: Middle-Aged Line Cook Sporting A Taz Tattoo
  • People You May Know: Cool Parents From The 90s Who Really Don’t Seem So Cool In Retrospect
  • People You May Know: I Am Pretty Sure She Was Really Into Barbara Kingsolver
  • People You May Know: Sexy Equestrian
  • People You May Know: Guy Who Insensitively Sums Up Your Whole Existence And Crams It Into One Ironic Tweet
Yeah, nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

Yeah, nope. Doesn’t ring a bell.

Alex Steed

About Alex Steed

Alex Steed has written about and engaged in politics since he was an insufferable teenager. He has run for the Statehouse and produced a successful web series. He now runs a content firm called Knack Factory with two guys who are a lot more talented than himself.