I searched for the occasions in which people tweeted the phrase “re-evaluate your life” and came back with 40 of the [mostly] ridiculous things Twitter-users feel strongly about (which include Snapchat, Frozen, and looting Dollar Trees).
“If…
- your Snapchat is always videos of you getting drunk…
- your Snapchat story is 135 seconds…
- your Snapchat story is 100 seconds or more…
- you are a sophomore in college Snapchatting a sophomore in high school…
- you need to put on makeup just so you can Snapchat a guy…
- you tag #NicePic on Instagram…
- you’re a 21 year old boy favoriting a 15 year old girls photo…
- you’re out of high school & messing with a freshman…
- you Tweet at celebrities or athletes asking for a retweet…
- you send someone eight text messages without them replying…
- you rear end someone and your first thought is to pull out a cigarette…
- you haven’t seen Frozen yet…
- you “vape” indoors…
- you think 4/20 qualifies as a “holiday” to you…
- you really care if Bieber smokes weed or not…
- your idea of a fun night out is getting wasted at the fair with booze you stole from your parents…
- you’re in college and STILL don’t know the difference between your/you’re, their/there/they’re…
- you’re in college and are in the first row of the student section right now…
- you think it’s a good idea to wear a cape in college…
- you don’t dress your baby up for Halloween…
- you still wear chokers…
- you are a grown ass adult and have a pack of stuffed animals in the rear window of your car…
- the only song you like by Frank Ocean is “Thinkin Bout You”…
- you think Lil Wayne is a good rapper…
- you are a guy who still posts mirror selfies…
- you wear man sandals…
- don’t know that you’re supposed to brush your tongue along with you’re teeth…
- you still apply eyeliner to your bottom waterline…
- you didn’t spend last night fake tanning, and doing your nails and a face mask…
- you are being serious and call yourself Barbie…
- you don’t put hot sauce on your hashbrowns…
- you guys have nothing better to do then to walk by me and call me a nasty hoe…
- you screw over your friends like it’s nothing…
- you ever wish death on someone…
- you are a parent and you think it’s okay to taunt another team’s players…
- you genuinely have a boner over a Playstation game…
- you are looting a Dollar Tree…
- you brag about getting arrested…
then you need to reevaluate your life.”