“George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man… Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”
— Ron Slater
Without further ado, I took a stroll through Mainers’ Instagram feeds to get a sense of how the state spent the stoner holiday. Turns out it was more-or-less business-as-usual.
We haphazardly crossed roads. [via nixieroo]
We feasted upon breakfast for dinner. [via c3ntral_maine_42o]
We spent time outside with our friends. [via kiahgardner]
We enjoyed some down time. [via misterterhune]
We occupied ourselves online. [via theannacolburn]
We harassed Maine’s most famous resident. [via smarterchild_]
We scared the crap out of our parents. [via sthibault]
We ate donuts. [via sarah.amber.hardy]
We made vegan homages to the lyrics of Wiz Khalifa. [via wiz_kale_ifa]
We picked at our lobster rolls. [via hanjamaria]
We got recreational and/or medicinal. [via pocket_biggie]