A giant snake (giant for Maine) was spotted eating a mammal in Westbrook. While I’m not convinced this wasn’t a sighting of Trump pre-gaming his Bangor rally at Don’s Lunch, this headline in the Press Herald is AMAZING:
Large snake spotted eating beaver on banks of river in Westbrook
It evokes, of course, the drawing from Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions, in which the alien literalist narrator explains he has learned that “beaver” has more than one meaning:
Anyway, if Gillian Graham [the article’s author] wrote that headline, somebody get her a Pulitzer stat.