Tag Archives: missed connections

Portland Digital Inventory: “What is the story with your second nose” Edition

Top 7 lines from Greater Portland Missed Connections: Get back to me. Also any guys with big asses. LINK I know I’m with your sister, but please know how much I care for you. LINK life is like a box off chocolates LINK Now that we’re broken up, I can finally ask; what is the […]

Portland Digital Inventory: “I Wanted to Give You More Than Just Sympathy” Edition

A collection of the sort of digital ephemera that makes Portland come off as even more endearing than usual.  Best statement overheard in Portland as observed by one of my favorite bands from my teen years: Top 9 lines from Greater Portland Missed Connections: Thanks for the pain relievers. LINK Very sane here… and cute […]

Portland Digital Inventory: “Thanks for Smashin Into My Element and Drivin Off” Edition

Top 9 lines from Greater Portland Missed Connections: if only i was not married and you were single. maybe someday you and i will be more than just coworkers and friends. LINK i just wanted to thank you for not treating me like an old man and for all your help on saturday.i got the […]

Portland Digital Inventory and Weekend Goings On, December 14 – 16

Both the Digital Inventory and Weekend Goings-On listings were a little thin, so I combined them this week. Enjoy. Warning: There is some language down there. Be careful. Here are some things you can do in the coming days: FRIDAY Free Wine Tasting at Rosemont Market on Brighton Avenue They’ll be showing off holiday season […]

Snow Day, Post-Election Portland Digital Inventory: November 8th, 2012

An inventory of quasi-noteworthy Portland-focused Internet mentions from the past handful of days. Top 7 lines from Greater Portland Missed Connections: I was wearing a black and green polo bought a 4 inch memory foam topper that you had me lift out of the cart for you to scan. LINK You turned into :( LINK It’s […]

Portland Digital Inventory: Missed Connections, lists, Tweets that will make you stabby, and more

An inventory of quasi-noteworthy Portland-focused Internet mentions from the past handful of days. Top 6 lines from Portland Missed Connections: I was selfish and foolish, like a person who wants to make a wild tiger a pet, to think I could make you settle down. [Link] You were passing out samples of pirate booty. You […]