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These are some of the search terms by which people found my blog: November, 2014 Edition

WARNING: Coarse Language Actual search engine terms by which people found my blog over the past three months, as categorized by perceived essence: nostalgically: new year drunks can’t hardly wait 90s clothing fuck me dj tanner from full house skeptically: white people why its not cool to be white fred hampton t shirt politely: etiquette […]

Monday’s advice for the weekend’s mistakes

So: I am moving the advice column from Friday to Monday because Mondays are for seeking advice and Fridays are for drinking the confusion away. Also, blog traffic generally sucks on Fridays. Also, I stole my blog title from Shawna Cohen, who responded with “Monday’s advice for the weekend’s mistakes” when I Tweeted this extremely […]